Prepare for a tipsy tale that’ll make your liver weep and your TikTok feed explode. Chili’s has unleashed two movie-themed margaritas tied to the “Wicked” musical that are so potent, they’re turning unsuspecting cocktail enthusiasts into viral sensations.

One Utah guy, Kyle Thorn, became the poster child for margarita madness after documenting his wild night of downing seven of these magical potions. Spoiler alert: it did not end well.

The Witch’s Brew of Destruction

These aren’t your grandma’s watered-down cocktails. The Good Witch Marg (pink) and Witches Brew Marg (green) are $6 each and apparently pack enough punch to send you into another dimension. Made with blanco tequila, dragon fruit syrup, and what seems like a sprinkle of pure chaos, these drinks are turning Chili’s into a magical realm of epic hangovers.

Social Media Goes Wild

TikTok is absolutely losing its mind over these drinks. Users are documenting their descent into margarita-induced mayhem, with comments ranging from “why are these so strong?!” to hilarious Wicked musical puns about being “changed for good” - and not in the way the musical intended.

The Viral Aftermath

Chili’s marketing team is living their best life, watching these videos spread like wildfire. Kyle Thorn, our accidental margarita hero, has even become a local celebrity, with fans coming up to him specifically to try these legendary drinks.

Just a word of advice: maybe stick to two of these magical elixirs. Your future self will thank you.