Prepare to have your caffeine-loving, social media-obsessed heart absolutely shattered. The Warriors’ Jimmy Butler has unleashed Bigface, a coffee pop-up so ridiculously photogenic it’ll make your followers weep with envy.

Nestled in the former Lucca Ravioli space on Valencia Street, this isn’t just a coffee shop - it’s a full-blown influencer paradise. Imagine waiting 45 minutes in line to drop $10 on a single pour-over, all for that perfect aesthetic shot. Because who needs affordable coffee when you can have clout?

The Price of Popularity

Let’s talk numbers that’ll make your wallet cry. A cold brew? $8. A coffee flight? A cool $100. A box of Rwandan coffee? $40. T-shirts? A mere $75. But hey, this isn’t about practicality - it’s about being seen.

Tech Meets Caffeine

Unsurprisingly, this is a Square-powered operation, which means cash is about as welcome as a tech bro at a rent-controlled apartment. The space screams ‘Instagram trap’ with its Nintendo store-esque vibes and an army of influencers ready to create content faster than you can say “hashtag blessed”.

More Than Just Coffee

As a nostalgic nod to its previous tenant, Bigface is selling pasta, olive oil, and marinara sauce. The staff even rock t-shirts that playfully declare “Better to have Lucca’d and lost than to not have Lucca’d at all” - because nothing says cool like a dad joke.

Will Jimmy Butler actually show up? Probably not. But who cares when you’ve got a coffee experience that’s more about the 'gram than the grind?