Real estate dreams are made of historic homes with killer mid-century vibes, and we’ve got the scoop on a jaw-dropping property that’s giving major retro realness.

A Slice of SF History

Imagine owning a half-acre paradise right across from Stonestown Galleria, complete with a 5,400-square-foot colonial that screams “Mad Men” chic. This isn’t just a house - it’s a time capsule designed by the legendary Stoneson brothers who basically built the entire Lakeside neighborhood.

More Than Just Square Footage

We’re talking serious amenities: a glass-enclosed lanai, a bar hidden inside a closet (because why not?), and glittery stairwell walls that would make your Instagram followers weep with envy. The previous owner even hosted Richard Nixon here - talk about some questionable historical clout.

Location, Location, Location

Currently listed at $4 million (down from $5 million), this property offers something rare in San Francisco: space. With a massive lawn, landscaped gardens, and a fountain, it’s basically suburban luxury without leaving city limits. Real estate agents are calling it a “unicorn” - and honestly, we’re here for that mystical real estate energy.

Whether you’re a history buff, design nerd, or just want to flex on your friends with the most epic house party venue, this Stonestown gem is calling your name.