Aaron Judge is making baseball history faster than a startup raises venture capital, and honestly, we’re here for it.

The Yankees captain just crushed his 350th home run in jaw-dropping style, doing so in just 1,088 games - obliterating Mark McGwire’s previous record by a cool 192 games. Talk about efficiency, Silicon Valley would be proud.

Breaking Records Like They’re Tech Disruption Milestones

At 33 years old, Judge isn’t just playing baseball; he’s revolutionizing the game. Currently hitting a mind-blowing .358 with 35 homers and 81 RBIs, he’s basically the Elon Musk of baseball - minus the controversial tweets.

A Legend in the Making

Interestingly, Judge has even maintained a friendly rapport with McGwire, discussing everything from healing injuries to career trajectories. It’s like a cross-generational tech mentorship, but for baseball.

While McGwire’s legacy is complicated by performance-enhancing drug admissions, Judge represents a new era of athletic excellence - clean, powerful, and utterly captivating.

The Future of Baseball Looks Bright

With his incredible speed in reaching milestones, Judge isn’t just playing the game - he’s rewriting its entire narrative. And we’re grabbing our popcorn for every single moment.