Silicon Valley’s latest tech obsession isn’t a blockchain startup or an AI chatbot - it’s a fuzzy, squeaky robot that’ll make your cold tech-bro heart melt faster than your overpriced MacBook.

Meet Puff: The AI Companion You Never Knew You Needed

Imagine a guinea pig-sized blob of fluff that responds to your touch, makes adorable noises, and won’t leave surprise poops on your expensive West Oakland loft floors. Enter Moflin, Casio’s AI robot companion that’s equal parts cute and creepy.

The Tech Behind the Cuddles

This $429 bundle of joy uses AI to develop a unique personality - we’re talking over 4 million potential personality traits. It reacts to sounds, touch, and apparently has strong opinions about sparkling water burps (seriously).

Real Talk: Can an AI Replace Your Fur Baby?

Let’s be real - nothing beats a real animal’s unconditional love. But for those of us trapped in no-pets-allowed apartments or too busy hustling in tech to walk a dog, Moflin might just be the perfect compromise. Just don’t expect it to comfort you during an emotional breakdown like a real furry friend would.