Forget cryogenic freezing – rock legend Ozzy Osbourne just invented the ultimate fan merchandise: his own cloneable DNA.

In a move that’s equal parts metal and mad science, the Black Sabbath frontman has partnered with water brand Liquid Death to sell 10 limited edition iced tea cans containing his actual genetic material. For a cool $450, superfans can snag a crushed, hand-signed can that promises the potential of future Ozzy replication.

The Prince of Darkness Goes Scientific

The brand’s cheeky commercial suggests fans might one day clone an ‘80s version of Ozzy who could “mow your lawn” or "perform at kids’ birthday parties" – because apparently, that’s everyone’s dream. At 76 years old and battling Parkinson’s, Osbourne isn’t letting health challenges slow down his legendary status.

A Rockstar’s Final Farewell

This isn’t just a random marketing stunt. Osbourne is preparing for his final performance with Black Sabbath at the “Back to the Beginning” festival in England on July 5th. His wife Sharon notes this is his chance to say a proper goodbye to fans and bandmates.

The Ultimate Collectible

While the DNA cans are already sold out, they represent something bigger than merchandise: a rockstar’s immortal legacy. Who knows? Maybe future generations will experience the raw energy of Ozzy, scientifically preserved and ready to party.