The San Francisco 49ers just served the Atlanta Falcons a steaming hot plate of football humiliation, and Christian McCaffrey was the chef, sous chef, and entire kitchen staff.

In a game where the Niners were missing key players like quarterback Brock Purdy and defensive end Nick Bosa, McCaffrey single-handedly dominated the field with a jaw-dropping 201 total yards. Talk about carrying the team on your back - this man practically bench-pressed the entire Falcons roster.

One-Man Football Army

McCaffrey wasn’t just playing football; he was conducting a masterclass in athletic dominance. He racked up 129 rushing yards, 72 receiving yards, and was personally responsible for 14 first downs - the most by any player this season. The man is basically a human Swiss Army knife of football skills.

Defense Comes Through

While McCaffrey was busy being a superhero, the 49ers defense also showed up big time. Bryce Huff’s sack and forced fumble, combined with new kicker Eddy Piñeiro’s franchise-record 17 consecutive field goals, sealed the Falcons’ fate.

Next Up: Houston Bound

With Purdy and receiver Ricky Pearsall potentially returning this week, the 49ers are looking to continue their dominance when they visit the Houston Texans. Spoiler alert: they’re coming in hot.

Final score: 49ers 20, Falcons 10. Case closed.