Tech bros are at it again, this time weaponizing artificial intelligence to give you spiritual guidance right in your smartphone’s messaging app. 🙏📱

A controversial new app called “Text With Jesus” is promising users an interactive divine experience, letting you slide into the holy DMs and get instant biblical wisdom. And yes, for premium users, you can even chat with Satan - because why not make your digital spiritual journey extra spicy?

Divine Digital Intervention

The app’s creator, Stephane Peter, is upfront that you’re technically chatting with an AI chatbot “pretending” to be Jesus or the apostles. Imagine getting existential answers about suffering and free will from an algorithm trained on biblical texts. Peak millennial tech solution, right?

The Sacred and the Snarky

Religious experts are predictably divided. Some see it as a gateway to faith, while others warn about losing genuine human connection. Rabbi Daniel Bogard cuts to the chase: “I think the danger is always that we are losing sight of humanity”.

Faith, Filtered Through Code

With nearly 30% of Americans reporting no religious affiliation, maybe this is the digital revival churches didn’t know they needed. The app even promises to cite relevant Bible verses - because nothing says spiritual guidance like algorithmic proof-texting.

Whether you see this as tech sacrilege or a brilliant way to make ancient wisdom accessible, one thing’s certain: Jesus is now just a text message away. Hallelujah, or whatever.