Tech bros at Meta are proving once again why they can’t have nice things. In their latest blunder, the company’s new AI platform Meta.ai has managed to spectacularly expose users’ most private conversations in a public feed that’s part horror show, part unintentional comedy.

The Privacy Apocalypse

Imagine sharing your deepest, darkest secrets with an AI chatbot, only to discover they’ve been broadcast to the entire internet. We’re talking seriously sensitive stuff: legal advice from incarcerated individuals, marital drama, and conversations about potential crimes. It’s like a reality show no one asked for, starring unsuspecting Meta users.

Recruitment Shenanigans

As if the privacy meltdown wasn’t enough, Meta’s been playing corporate headhunter with OpenAI, allegedly offering signing bonuses of $100 million to poach top talent. Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO, isn’t impressed. He’s basically called out Meta for lacking innovation and relying on stealing talent instead of nurturing creativity.

The Cringe Continues

The Meta.ai feed has become a digital dumpster fire of bizarre AI-generated content. We’re talking images that range from dystopian (P. Diddy at a young girl’s birthday party?) to deeply uncomfortable (asking an AI to make a child cry). It’s a testament to how spectacularly wrong AI can go when companies prioritize speed over ethics.

The future of tech looks less like innovation and more like a cautionary tale written by an algorithm with a dark sense of humor.