Tech giants have found yet another way to infiltrate our digital lives, and this time, Meta is leading the charge.

Get ready for a whole new level of invasive advertising that’ll make your internet browsing feel like a personalized sales pitch on steroids. Meta is set to transform its AI chatbot into a sneaky marketing machine, using your conversations to serve up targeted ads that’ll follow you across platforms like a desperate used car salesman.

The Privacy Invasion You Didn’t Ask For

Starting December 16th, Meta will leverage everything you tell its AI chatbot to predict and serve ads that feel uncomfortably specific. Imagine casually mentioning a hiking trip and suddenly being bombarded with outdoor gear ads everywhere you scroll. It’s like having a mind-reading marketing intern who never sleeps.

The Numbers Don’t Lie

With 1 billion monthly users and a whopping $46.5 billion in advertising revenue last quarter, Meta isn’t just playing the game, they’re rewriting the rules. Their stock is up nearly 20% this year, proving that privacy invasion is big business.

Your Digital Therapist Might Be a Salesperson

The most unsettling part? People increasingly use AI chatbots like therapists, sharing deeply personal information. Meta claims they won’t target ads based on sensitive topics like sexual orientation or religious views, but let’s be real, they’re still collecting that data.

So buckle up, digital natives. Your AI bestie is about to become your most persistent shopping companion. Welcome to the future of invasive tech, Bay Area style.