Are you drowning in greenery or living in a plant desert? Take this quiz to find out your ideal plant parent capacity—because in the Bay Area, your plant collection is practically a personality trait.

• What's your relationship with responsibility?

  I can barely remember to charge my phone, let alone care for another living thing 📱

  I'm fairly responsible, but I appreciate systems that don't require daily attention 🤷‍♀️

  I thrive on routine and find joy in caring for things that depend on me ✨

  My Google Calendar has reminders for everything, including my plants' watering schedules 📅

• How much natural light does your living space get?

  What's sunlight? I live in a basement/dungeon situation 🦇

  A few decent windows, but nothing spectacular ☀️

  Good light in most rooms, some nice bright spots 🌞

  Floor-to-ceiling windows that basically turn my apartment into a greenhouse 🏢

• How do you feel when you walk into a plant store?

  Mildly interested, but I'm really just here for a gift for someone else 🎁

  I enjoy browsing and might pick up something if it catches my eye 👀

  Excitement! I have a mental wishlist and I'm hoping to find something specific 🔍

  It's like entering heaven—I have to physically restrain myself from buying everything 🛒

• How much of your budget are you willing to dedicate to plants?

  The free propagation my friend gave me is perfect, thanks 💸

  I'll spend a reasonable amount on a nice plant every few months 💰

  I have a dedicated plant budget that my partner doesn't need to know about 🤫

  I've been known to skip meals to afford a variegated monstera 🌿

• How do you feel about plant-related chores?

  They're chores. I want the most low-maintenance options possible 🧹

  I don't mind basic care, but I'm not getting into anything complicated ⏱️

  I find plant care therapeutic and enjoy the weekend routine 🧘‍♀️

  I've turned an entire Sunday into 'Plant Care Day' and it's the highlight of my week ✂️