Are you a tech bro, a hippie, a foodie, or something else entirely? Take this quiz to find out which Bay Area stereotype fits you best!

• It’s Saturday morning. What’s your first move?

  Hitting up your favorite third-wave coffee shop for an oat milk latte ☕

  Checking your portfolio and scrolling Twitter for crypto updates 📈

  Grabbing your hiking boots and heading to Muir Woods 🌲

  Sleeping in and then brunching at a trendy spot in the Mission 🥑

• What’s your ideal mode of transportation?

  A vintage bike you “totally restored” yourself 🚲

  A Tesla, obviously ⚡

  Your trusty hiking boots or a kayak 🛶

  BART, but only if it’s not packed 🚆

• Pick a drink:

  A craft IPA from a microbrewery you claim to have discovered first 🍺

  A $15 matcha latte with adaptogens for 'focus' 🍵

  Fresh spring water from a refillable bottle you’ve had for years 💧

  A classic margarita from your favorite rooftop bar 🍹

• What’s your go-to weekend activity?

  Browsing a flea market for obscure vinyl records 🎶

  Networking at a tech event—'it’s not work if you love it' 🤖

  Backpacking through Big Sur and foraging for mushrooms 🍄

  Exploring new restaurants and making sure to post about it 🍽️

• Your worst nightmare is:

  A new brunch spot gets too popular and loses its charm 😩

  Your startup gets called 'the next WeWork' 😱

  Finding out your favorite hiking trail is now a luxury glamping site 🏕️

  Having to cross the Bay Bridge during rush hour 🚗💨

• What’s your ideal housing situation?

  A converted warehouse loft with exposed brick and 'good vibes' 🏠

  A smart home in Palo Alto with voice-activated everything 🏡

  A cabin in the woods with solar panels and no Wi-Fi 🌿

  A rent-controlled apartment you will never let go of 🏢