Think you know which corner of overpriced SF real estate matches your vibe? Take this quiz to discover if you're more Mission hipster, Marina tech bro, or somewhere in between. Your gentrification journey awaits!

• What's your ideal Saturday morning?

  Standing in line for 45 minutes at a trendy brunch spot just to post it on Instagram 📱

  Sipping an $8 pour-over while reading The New Yorker at a minimalist café ☕

  Hitting a yoga class followed by a farmers market run for your weekly meal prep 🧘

  Working on your side hustle at an industrial-chic coffee shop with exposed pipes 💻

• Pick your housing situation:

  A Victorian with 'character' (translation: weird smells and zero insulation) that costs 70% of your income 🏠

  A sleek condo with floor-to-ceiling windows and a doorman who judges your takeout habits 🏢

  A renovated apartment in a building that was definitely affordable housing five years ago ✨

  A converted warehouse loft where you can pretend you're an artist despite working in tech 🎨

• Your favorite way to spend $20:

  A single craft cocktail with an obscure spirit that the bartender explains for 10 minutes 🍸

  A tiny scoop of artisanal ice cream that's somehow both dairy-free and costs more than dinner 🍦

  A locally sourced, organic, sustainable grocery haul that's literally two apples and a small bag of granola 🍎

  Four hours of parking or half a growler of craft beer from a microbrewery nobody's heard of yet 🍺

• Your biggest flex:

  Knowing the barista at that café where celebrities sometimes go when they're in town ✌️

  Having a view of something other than another apartment building's brick wall 🌁

  Your rent is only slightly outrageous instead of completely absurd 💰

  Finding street parking in under 30 minutes on a weekend 🚗

• Your nightmare scenario:

  Your favorite dive bar gets replaced by a luxury candle shop 😱

  Your favorite boutique starts selling its $300 t-shirts at Nordstrom 👕

  Your landlord installs a keyless entry system that requires an app and never works 🔑

  Another artisanal toast shop opens on your block and it's immediately packed with tech bros 🍞