The holiday season is upon us, and with it comes the annual pilgrimage of 9.6 million California drivers who are about to transform our state’s highways into a slow-moving parking lot.

Buckle In for Bumper-to-Bumper Madness

This year’s Thanksgiving road trip is set to be an epic test of patience, with AAA predicting a record-breaking 81.8 million people traveling nationally. And if you’re thinking of outsmarting the traffic, think again. The California Highway Patrol is here to burst your bubble: “It doesn’t matter what time you leave,” they say. Translation? You’re gonna be stuck.

The Price of Giving Thanks

Gas prices are doing no favors this year, sitting at a cool $4.61 per gallon in California. That’s 20 cents more than last year, which means your wallet will be as stressed as your driving nerves. Pro tip: Maybe start saving those pennies now or consider carpooling with your most zen friends.

Safety First (No, Seriously)

With 36 people dying in traffic accidents last Thanksgiving, the CHP is taking no chances. They’ll be out in full force, watching for everything from seat belt violations to distracted driving. Their motto? Don’t rush, don’t rage, and for the love of all things holy, pay attention to the road.

So pack your snacks, download some podcasts, and prepare for the ultimate test of holiday spirit. Happy travels, Bay Area road warriors!