Get ready for some serious Hollywood tea that’s hotter than Silicon Valley’s startup scene. Pamela Anderson just spilled the most deliciously dramatic story about action star Sylvester Stallone’s bizarre attempt to win her heart – and trust us, it’s as cringe-worthy as it sounds.

The Porsche Pickup Strategy

In a recent appearance on “Watch What Happens Live,” Anderson doubled down on her claim that Stallone once tried to seduce her by offering a condo and a luxury Porsche. Her response to his presumptuous offer? A savage quip that has us slow-clapping: “Does that mean there’s a No. 2 girl?”

Celebrity Gossip Meets Reality Check

Stallone allegedly fired back with the chef’s kiss of terrible lines: “That’s the best offer you’re gonna get, honey. You’re in Hollywood now”. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t. Anderson’s unbothered reaction and eye roll spoke volumes about Hollywood’s outdated power dynamics.

Love Finds a Way

In a delightful plot twist, Anderson is now dating her “Naked Gun” co-star Liam Neeson, proving that sometimes the universe has much better plans than a midlife crisis sports car. Their chemistry seems genuine, with sources suggesting they’ve been quietly building a connection since filming together.

Stallone’s representative has vehemently denied Anderson’s claims, calling them “false and fabricated”. But let’s be real – in the world of Hollywood storytelling, truth is always more complicated than a press release.