When tech royalty decides to get hitched, they don’t just throw a party - they create a global spectacle that makes the Met Gala look like a backyard BBQ.

Eve Jobs, daughter of the late Apple icon Steve Jobs, just married British Olympic equestrian Harry Charles in the picturesque Cotswolds, and honey, the guest list was more stacked than a startup’s Series A funding round.

A-List Wedding Goals

Imagine walking down the aisle with Kamala Harris hosting your pre-wedding dinner and Sofia Abramovich (daughter of a Russian billionaire) as your plus one. Talk about networking on steroids. The wedding wasn’t just an event; it was a power move wrapped in a romantic fairytale.

Nepo Babies Unite

The wedding guest list read like a who’s who of generational wealth and influence. Jennifer Gates Nassar (Bill Gates’ daughter), Jessica Springsteen, and even Kourtney Kardashian made surprise appearances. Nine bridesmaids in red satin? Absolutely unhinged wedding fashion goals.

More Than Just a Wedding

With San Francisco event legend Stanlee Gatti coordinating the festivities, this wasn’t just a wedding - it was a statement. A statement that said, “Yes, we’re young, rich, and we can absolutely do whatever we want”.

In a summer of elite weddings that seem more like political summits than romantic celebrations, Eve Jobs’ nuptials take the crown for pure, unapologetic Bay Area energy.