Hold onto your diplomatic passports, Bay Area drama enthusiasts! Kimberly Guilfoyle, once the First Lady of San Francisco and ex-wife of Governor Gavin Newsom, has landed herself a shiny new gig as the US Ambassador to Greece. Talk about a career pivot that nobody saw coming.

From Prosecutor to Pundit

Before becoming a Fox News personality and Donald Trump Jr’.s former flame, Guilfoyle was actually a respected assistant district attorney in San Francisco. She made her mark prosecuting the infamous dog-mauling case that gripped the city in the early 2000s. But that was just the beginning of her roller-coaster career.

Political Musical Chairs

After her high-profile divorce from Gavin Newsom and a stint at Fox News (which ended with some less-than-stellar allegations), Guilfoyle became a prominent figure in the Trump political ecosystem. Her relationship with Donald Trump Jr. kept her in the spotlight, even after he reportedly dumped her for a younger blonde socialite.

Greek Diplomacy, Anyone?

Now, she’s been confirmed as the US Ambassador to Greece - a role that might raise some eyebrows, especially considering her past comments about Greek retirement policies and economic challenges. One can only imagine the diplomatic conversations ahead. Will her trademark sass translate into international diplomacy? Only time will tell.