The San Francisco Giants just dropped a major baseball flex, securing three All-Star spots with their unstoppable pitching squad. Logan Webb, Robbie Ray, and Randy Rodriguez are about to turn heads at this year’s MLB All-Star Game, proving that the Bay Area’s baseball game is anything but basic.

Webb: The Strikeout King

Logan Webb isn’t just pitching; he’s making batters look like confused amateurs. Leading the Majors in innings pitched and boasting a 2.33 FIP, Webb could easily argue he deserves the National League’s starting spot. With 133 strikeouts and a killer 2.62 ERA, he’s basically the pitching equivalent of a tech startup disrupting the baseball industry.

Rodriguez: The Bullpen Phenomenon

Randy Rodriguez is the surprise breakout star nobody saw coming. Rocking a mind-blowing 0.71 ERA, he’s been more untouchable than San Francisco’s housing market. His 100 mph fastball and wipeout slider have left opposing batters wondering what just happened, especially at Oracle Park where he hasn’t allowed a single run.

Ray’s Comeback Tour

Robbie Ray’s journey is a classic Bay Area comeback story. After Tommy John surgery, he’s roaring back with nine wins and leading the Giants to a stellar 14-4 record in his starts. It’s basically a Silicon Valley-style professional resurrection, complete with grit and determination.

The All-Star Game goes down July 15 at Truist Park in Atlanta, where these Giants will prove why Bay Area baseball is a force to be reckoned with. Watch out, baseball world - the Giants are coming for that glory.