When the San Francisco Giants stepped onto Chase Field, nobody expected a pitching masterclass that would leave the Arizona Diamondbacks looking like little league amateurs. But Robbie Ray had other plans, delivering a performance so crisp it could make Silicon Valley tech bros weep.

Ray’s night was nothing short of legendary. Cruising through eight innings with just 78 pitches, he allowed only three hits and looked like he was playing a video game on easy mode. The left-hander was so dominant that even the Arizona heat seemed to bow down in respect.

A Star is Born

With the All-Star game approaching, Ray’s timing couldn’t have been more perfect. Ranked eighth in NL ERA and tied for fourth in innings pitched, he’s basically a walking baseball stat machine. The Giants are now 14-4 when Ray takes the mound - numbers that would make any data analyst swoon.

Heliot Ramos: The Comeback Kid

After battling what seemed like a nasty bug earlier in the series, Heliot Ramos bounced back with the energy of a startup founder after their first round of funding. He crushed an RBI double and an RBI single, helping the Giants jump to a 4-0 lead that felt more like a victory lap than a baseball game.

Willy Adames: Power Hitter Extraordinaire

Willy Adames wasn’t about to be left out of the party. He blasted a 425-foot rocket that was so close to being a home run, even the umpires had to take a second look. Talk about making an entrance.