Move over, retirement goals, Steph Curry is rewriting the aging athlete playbook, and his weapon of choice? Golf clubs and pure, unadulterated basketball magic.

The Fountain of Youth is a Golf Course

In a mind-blowing performance that left sports commentators picking their jaws up off the floor, Curry dropped a casual 52-point bomb on the Memphis Grizzlies, proving once again that 37 is the new 27. Warriors coach Steve Kerr revealed the not-so-secret sauce behind Curry’s superhuman performance: a week of rest and, wait for it, golf.

When Recovery Looks Like Pro Athlete Leisure

After nursing a pelvic contusion that would’ve sidelined mere mortals, Curry bounced back with the resilience of a Silicon Valley startup. His recovery? A strategic mix of protective padding, golf swings, and what can only be described as basketball sorcery. He nearly broke Klay Thompson’s 3-point record, because why not add another legendary moment to his already stacked highlight reel?

Age is Just a Number in Curry’s Universe

Kerr’s awestruck commentary says it all: “The guy is 37 years old… The conditioning, the skill, the audacity, the belief. It’s just incredible to watch Steph at work”. In a world where most athletes are planning their retirement parties, Curry is out here redefining athletic excellence, one impossible shot at a time. Golf, basketball, or interpretive dance, this man could probably excel at anything he touches.