In a jaw-dropping twist that sent shockwaves through the NBA universe, the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks decided to swap their shining stars, Luka Dončić and Anthony Davis. This trade was so unexpected that even the Warriors’ trio of pillars, Steph Curry, Draymond Green, and rookie Brandin Podziemski, could hardly process it, as captured in a now-viral video.

Steph’s deadpan reaction to the trade? It was a facepalm-worthy moment that encapsulated everyone’s disbelief. When asked if the trade was good or bad, he simply quipped, “Neither”. Not exactly a glowing review, but then again, how could anyone predict such a game-changing move?

The Lakers and Mavericks pulled this blockbuster out of thin air, truly leaving no room for speculation or fan theories. It’s as if the basketball gods took a look at the Western Conference standings and decided it was time for some dramatic twists worthy of a soap opera.

But wait, there’s more! The Sacramento Kings also got in on the action, trading their star point guard De’Aaron Fox to the San Antonio Spurs. Weekend shake-ups don’t get any juicier than this, folks. It’s like an episode of “The Real Housewives” but with more jumping and less hair-pulling.

As for the Warriors, the impending NBA trade deadline on February 6 has led to rampant speculation. They were allegedly eyeing Chicago Bulls stars Zach LaVine and Nikola Vučević. However, after LaVine was traded to Sacramento in, surprise, another shocking deal, those plans might have hit a snag. It’s the classic case of “you snooze, you lose” in the game where the rich get richer, and the rest of us are left waiting for the next big shake-up.

Speaking of shake-ups, the Warriors were also reportedly pursuing Miami Heat superstar Jimmy Butler. Call us cynical, but it seems like the likes of Butler are playing hard to get, as he made it clear he wasn’t interested in extending his contract should he land in Golden State.

In the fast-paced, high-stakes world of the NBA, nothing is ever static. As fans, all we can do is sit back, popcorn in hand, and relish the drama unfolding in front of our eyes. Who knows what kind of trades and moves might pop up before the deadline, most importantly, will the Warriors make a move that’ll have us gushing? Stay tuned for round two of franchise poker, where the chips are superstars and the stakes are glory.