Meta has decided to play the ultimate game of ‘we’ll pretend you never existed’ by blocking whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams from promoting her memoir, Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism. The irony? Thanks to Meta’s suppression tactics, more people will probably rush to read her book than if they’d left her alone.

Recently, the International Centre for Dispute Resolution (ICDR) issued a ruling that prevents Wynn-Williams from sharing her memoir and from serving up any spicy critiques of META. Apparently, they think they can convince everyone that keeping the spotlight off her words is a winning strategy. So classy!

In her memoir, crafted during her turbulent tenure at META from 2011 to 2017, Wynn-Williams paints a not-so-flattering portrait of the tech colossus. Her claims range from sexual harassment to widespread indifference towards serious issues like democracy and human rights. Sounds like a CEO’s dream, doesn’t it?

The New York Times cheekily described her memoir as an insider’s take on a company run by ‘status-hungry’ executives while it turned a blind eye to its role in disinformation campaigns worldwide. Let’s applaud the self-awareness, right?

For even more drama, just last month, Wynn-Williams hurled a whistleblower complaint at the SEC, accusing her former employer of misleading investors about its attempts to break into the Chinese market, because who doesn’t like a little government censorship, am I right?

After retelling her grievances and sharing painful experiences, she believes META booted her for speaking out, while META claims it was about ‘poor performance’. The phrase ‘toxic behavior’ is thrown around like confetti in their statements. So what’s the truth? You decide, readers!

While Wynn-Williams faces restrictions due to her contract, her memoir is out there shaking things up. One can only wonder how many quiet, incense-burning META fans are now suddenly Googling for a copy.

Ironically, by trying to silence her, META has turned Careless People into a must-read for anyone tired of tech industries hiding behind their shiny logos and empty promises. So, congrats, META, they just made this book go viral. Good job keeping the millennials and Gen Z buzzing about your drama!