In a jaw-dropping takedown that’ll make your Silicon Valley brunch crew spit out their cold brew, Bill Gates just dragged Elon Musk for potentially causing the deaths of the world’s poorest children. 🔥

The Philanthropic Smackdown

Gates isn’t pulling any punches in a recent interview, calling out Musk for devastating budget cuts to USAID that could increase childhood mortality from 5 million to 6 million deaths annually. Talk about a tech titan throwing serious shade.

Following the Money (Or Lack Thereof)

Apparently, Musk didn’t just make minor cuts - we’re talking an 80% reduction that Gates describes as putting the budget “in the wood chipper”. And get this: Gates claims Musk’s budget slashing happened because he “didn’t go to a party that weekend”. Billionaire drama, anyone?

The Final Burn

In what can only be described as a mic drop moment, Gates directly accused Musk of being “involved in the deaths of the world’s poorest children” while simultaneously announcing he’ll be giving away virtually all his wealth over the next 20 years. The Gates Foundation will officially close on December 31st, 2045, with Gates dropping 99% of his net worth to “save and improve lives around the world”.

Sorry, Elon - looks like you just got philanthropically owned. 💀