We all have those 3 AM impulse buys we'd rather not explain. From that air fryer you've used exactly once to the 50-pack of googly eyes that seemed ESSENTIAL at the time, your Amazon history tells a story—possibly one that should be shared with a therapist. Take this quiz to find out just how chaotic your one-click shopping habit really is!

• How often do you check your Amazon order history?

  Rarely—it's just basic necessities and occasional gifts 🎁

  Monthly, to track my spending and wonder why I bought that one weird thing 🤔

  Weekly, mostly to figure out which packages are arriving when 📬

  Daily, because I need to keep track of my empire of random purchases 👑

• What's your relationship with Amazon packages?

  I get maybe one or two a month, no big deal 📅

  I know most of my delivery people by name, but I can explain all my purchases 🚚

  Sometimes packages arrive and I genuinely don't remember ordering them 🤷‍♀️

  My apartment has an Amazon package corner that's threatening to become sentient 📦📦📦

• What's the strangest item in your purchase history?

  A practical but slightly unusual kitchen gadget, like an avocado slicer 🥑

  A bulk order of something oddly specific (36 different colored gel pens, anyone?) 🖊️

  Something I bought for a hobby I tried for exactly one week 🏄‍♂️

  I once ordered a life-size cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito and I stand by that decision 🌟

• When do you typically make Amazon purchases?

  During normal business hours when I need something specific 🕒

  Evening browsing sessions that occasionally lead to impulse buys 🌆

  Post-happy hour when everything looks like a good idea 🍹

  3 AM insomnia-fueled shopping sprees that I barely remember the next day 🌙

• How many items do you have in your Amazon 'Save for Later' list?

  Under 10, all things I actually plan to buy soon 📝

  20-30 items that range from practical to aspirational 📚

  50+ items I occasionally scroll through like a vision board of potential lives 🌈

  Hundreds of random items dating back years—it's basically a digital hoarding situation 🗄️