We've all seen them in the office (or the Zoom grid): the hustle-obsessed go-getter, the calming mediator, the pessimistic eye-roller, and the social butterfly. Which corporate archetype are you channeling in your 9-to-5 grind? Take this quiz to discover your professional alter ego—and don't worry, your boss can't see your results.

• How do you approach the Monday morning team meeting?

  Already prepared a presentation with action items even though nobody asked you to 📊

  Taking mental notes on who seems stressed so you can check in with them later ☕

  Silently calculating how much of this meeting could have been handled over Slack 🙄

  Using the time to catch up on weekend gossip via discreet chat messages 💬

• Your coworker gets credit for your idea. What's your reaction?

  You've already moved on to your next three brilliant ideas—you'll get credit eventually 🚀

  Find a diplomatic way to clarify the situation without creating tension 🤝

  Add this to your mental spreadsheet of workplace injustices you'll never forget 📝

  Mention it casually to everyone at happy hour while laughing it off 🍹

• How do you deal with a project deadline?

  You finished it days ago and are already working on enhancements ⏱️

  Checking in with the team to make sure everyone has what they need to succeed 🌟

  Working efficiently right up to the deadline because you knew it would be extended anyway 🗓️

  Rallying the team with snacks and moral support while somehow getting your part done too 🍩

• What's in your work bag?

  Three notebooks, two planners, and a collection of productivity tools you swear by 📒

  Tea bags for every mood and a stash of protein bars for anyone who needs them 🍵

  The bare minimum plus noise-canceling headphones to block out workplace nonsense 🎧

  Event flyers, birthday cards for signing, and possibly leftover cupcakes from yesterday's celebration 🧁

• What's your preferred communication style at work?

  Bullet points, action items, and follow-up emails that get results 📋

  Thoughtful messages that consider everyone's perspectives and feelings 💭

  Precise, clear language that leaves no room for the usual corporate doublespeak 🔍

  A mix of professional talk and personal check-ins that build real connections 👋

• Your dream work achievement would be:

  Breaking company records and getting fast-tracked to leadership 🏆

  Creating a more supportive, inclusive workplace culture for everyone 🌈

  Finding the one efficiency that saves the company millions (which they'll ignore) 💰

  Being remembered as the person who made work actually enjoyable 🎉