Ever wondered which flavor of Silicon Valley stereotype you embody? Whether you're grinding away at a startup or just soaking in the Bay Area tech culture by osmosis, this quiz will reveal your true tech bro persona. Grab your Allbirds, steady your kombucha, and let's find out if you're destined for VC glory or just another digital nomad with too many productivity apps!

• What's your go-to workspace outfit?

  Patagonia vest over a button-up shirt, Allbirds, and AirPods permanently inserted in ears 🦺

  Hoodie with your startup logo, jeans, and sneakers that cost more than your first car 👟

  Sustainable hemp clothing, barefoot shoes, and a beaded bracelet from your last wellness retreat 🧶

  Whatever was clean, plus a hat or t-shirt with a blockchain pun that nobody gets 🧢

• How do you describe your job to relatives during holiday dinners?

  "I'm building the future of finance—no, Grandma, it's not gambling, it's a decentralized economic system" 📊

  "I work at [Big Tech Company]" and then bask in the impressed reactions while downplaying your actual role 🏢

  A 20-minute pitch about your startup that ends with asking if anyone wants to invest 💸

  "I'm leveraging technology to create more human connection and mindfulness in our digital world" 🧠

• What's your relationship with sleep?

  Sleep is a competitive sport tracked by your Oura ring, Eight Sleep mattress, and three different apps 📱

  What's sleep? You'll rest when your company IPOs or gets acquired 😴

  You sleep during designated hours to optimize performance at your tech job, but stay up for launch nights 🌙

  Sleep happens when the crypto markets are quiet, which is basically never 📈

• What's in your browser bookmarks?

  TechCrunch, internal company wikis, Blind, and Leetcode for your next interview 🔖

  Crypto price trackers, Discord servers, and whitepapers you claim to have read 📑

  Productivity blogs, meditation timers, and scientific studies on psychedelics and performance 🧪

  Pitch deck templates, YC application pages, and Medium articles about founder success stories 📝

• What's your biggest flex?

  The time you predicted a major crypto rally and made six figures overnight 💎

  Your perfect work-life balance that includes 5am workouts and 10pm emails 🏋️

  Your RSUs and the fact that you once had lunch with a VP at your company 🍽️

  How you pivoted your startup three times in six months and still secured funding 💰