Get ready to feel the economic burn, because President Trump’s tariff extravaganza is about to turn your shopping spree into a financial nightmare.

As the trade war heats up, your favorite gadgets, threads, and weekend wine are about to get seriously expensive. Tech enthusiasts, fashion lovers, and cocktail connoisseurs, brace yourselves for some wallet-crushing news.

Electronics: Your Laptop Just Got a Luxury Price Tag

Computer prices are set to skyrocket by up to 18.2% in the short term, thanks to hefty tariffs on imports from China, Taiwan, and other tech powerhouses. Those sleek MacBooks and gaming rigs? They’re about to cost you an arm, a leg, and possibly your firstborn.

Fashion Victims: Prepare for Retail Therapy Sticker Shock

Clothing prices are expected to jump a jaw-dropping 37.5% in the short term. Your cute summer dress from Vietnam or those trendy sneakers from Indonesia? They’re now officially designer prices without the designer quality.

Booze and Bling: Luxury Gets Luxurious-er

Watches and wine are not escaping this tariff tornado. With potential price increases of nearly 40% on leather goods and alcohol, your fancy Swiss watch and imported European wine are transforming from weekend treats to serious investments.

Businesses have been playing financial Jenga, trying to absorb these costs, but let’s be real - they’re about to pass that financial burden straight to your credit card. Economists predict it could take up to eight months for these price hikes to fully materialize, so consider this your financial warning siren.

Welcome to the tariff apocalypse, Bay Area. Your wallet’s gonna need a hug.