In the heart of San Francisco’s SoMa district, a legendary culinary phenomenon is rising from the pandemic’s ashes like a greasy, crispy phoenix. 🍗

The Gold Club, a strip club that’s been serving up more than just eye candy, has resurrected its infamous $5 all-you-can-eat fried chicken buffet. And let’s be real, in a city where a basic coffee now costs more than a gig worker’s hourly wage, this is basically a public service.

Tech’s Not-So-Secret Lunch Spot

Back in the day, this joint was Silicon Valley’s underground cafeteria. Yelp employees would cryptically refer to it as “Conference Room G” - because nothing says “professional meeting” like fried chicken and… well, you know.

Budget Lunch with a Side of Entertainment

The buffet is now a weekly Thursday event from 11:30 am to 2 pm, perfectly timed for those struggling with the post-pandemic work-from-home blues. For just $5, you get all-you-can-eat fried chicken, side dishes, and a performance that definitely beats your standard lunch break.

The Future of Affordable Dining

The Gold Club isn’t just bringing back a buffet; they’re making a statement. “$5 doesn’t buy much in 2025 San Francisco,” they boldly proclaim. But here they are, defying economic logic and serving up hope, one crispy wing at a time.

So whether you’re a broke millennial, a curious tech worker, or just someone who appreciates a good deal with… extra entertainment, the Gold Club has your back. Just don’t tell HR.