Silicon Valley’s most talked-about wedding just went down in Venice, and trust us, the tea is piping hot. 🔥

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez tied the knot in an over-the-top extravaganza that screamed “we have more money than God,” and the guest list was a who’s who of celebrity and tech royalty. But the real drama? Bezos’ not-so-subtle attempts to win over former President Trump.

The Power Play

Apparently, our billionaire boy Jeff was really hoping to charm Trump into giving Blue Origin some juicy government contracts. Because nothing says “wedding goals” like trying to network during your nuptials, right? Word on the street is that Bezos wanted Trump at his wedding so badly, he probably would’ve rolled out a red carpet made of Amazon Prime boxes.

Celebrity Shade Central

But here’s the kicker: the wedding was packed with liberal celebrities who have been vocal Trump critics. We’re talking Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Eva Longoria - all of whom have publicly called out Trump’s policies as “authoritarian” and “inhumane”.

The Art of Networking

Despite their political differences, these celebs showed up looking fabulous, proving that in the world of the ultra-rich, networking trumps political ideology. Ivanka and Jared made an appearance, probably hoping to stay relevant in the post-Trump era.

Bezos’ strategy? Charm offensive meets wedding celebration. Whether it’ll work remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure - this wedding was more about power moves than love.

Stay messy, Silicon Valley. 💅