The saga of Fyre Festival isn’t over yet. Grab your sunglasses and your cash (and maybe a life preserver) because the notorious party planner, Billy McFarland, is at it again. Yes, you heard that right. Fyre Festival 2 is officially a go, and it’s planning to happen from May 30 to June 2 on the picturesque Isla Mujeres. Because if you’re going to throw what was once labeled a luxury music festival gone horribly wrong, why not do it on a private island?

In a recent interview, McFarland proudly announced he’s got a new production team that promises to handle all the logistics, sounds like a solid plan, right? After all, who needs oversight when you’ve already pulled off the most infamous music fest fiasco in recent history? This time, he assures us, it’s not about him. It’s about the “strong vision” he claims to possess.

What does this vision entail? The plans include “artists across electronic, hip hop, pop, and rock,” plus additional entertainment like professional skateboarders demonstrating their skills and MMA champions teaching morning classes. Just imagine all those high-profile acts fighting for a spot at a festival named after a flaming dumpster fire!

Let’s be real, though. McFarland can hope all he wants for A-listers, but will they really take the bait after their last encounter with his brand? His confidence might be the only thing burning brighter than the flames of last year’s PR disaster.

Ticket sales kick off today with a whopping 2,000 tickets available. Prices? Raging from a cool $1,400 to a jaw-dropping $1.1 million. And don’t forget, for that million-dollar package, you get a luxury yacht experience, yesterday’s luxurious boat stay is today’s overpriced dumpster diving. McFarland is convinced that once people see the planning and the team behind the festival, they’ll be hurriedly clicking “buy”.

So what about those who attended the original horror show? Well, McFarland plans on using existing infrastructure for eateries and restrooms, he’s learned a thing or two, apparently! But let’s not forget the infamous cheese sandwiches and basic shelters that greeted 2017 attendees instead of the promised luxury.

While McFarland has pledged some hefty reparations from the festival’s proceeds to the $26 million he owes from his previous escapade, trust is a fragile thing. Will Fyre 2 rise from the ashes or burn even brighter? This festival promises risk, drama, and just a touch of chaos, everything Millennials and Gen Z live for. Tune in, if you dare.