Get ready, Bay Area foodies and health-conscious hipsters – Gwyneth Paltrow’s culinary empire is expanding faster than your kombucha collection.

The lifestyle brand that brought you jade eggs and overpriced wellness trends is now serving up its first non-Los Angeles Goop Kitchen locations, with three Bay Area spots set to open this fall.

More Than Just Fancy Salads

Led by chef Kim Floresca, a culinary wizard who’s worked at legendary restaurants like Per Se, Goop Kitchen isn’t your average health food joint. We’re talking rotisserie chicken bowls, gluten-free pizzas, and vegan options that might actually make you forget you’re eating plant-based.

Clean Eating, Goop Style

Everything is “Goop Certified Clean” – which basically means no processed sugars, gluten, dairy, or anything that might offend your Instagram-perfect dietary restrictions. Their menu boasts intriguing items like mushroom “carnitas” and BBQ-glazed tofu that sound suspiciously delicious.

Location, Location, Location

The new spots will pop up in SoMa (60 Morris Street), San Jose (949 Ruff Drive), and Sunnyvale (1026 West Evelyn Avenue). So whether you’re a tech bro in Silicon Valley or a startup dreamer in San Francisco, you’re never far from your next wellness-approved meal.

Who said healthy eating can’t be a trendy adventure?