The In-N-Out empire is going through a dramatic breakup with California, and billionaire owner Lynsi Snyder is making it very public.

In a recent podcast, Snyder announced she’s yeeting her family from the Golden State to Tennessee, citing the challenges of raising kids and running a business in California. But before you start dramatically unfollowing In-N-Out on social media, let’s break down this coast-to-coast drama.

Family-Friendly Faceoff

Surprise, surprise: the state rankings aren’t exactly painting California as the dream destination for families. While Snyder’s move might seem shocking, the data suggests she’s not totally off base. California ranked a cringe-worthy 46th in family-friendliness, barely beating out states like Nevada and Louisiana. Tennessee isn’t exactly winning gold either, landing at a modest 37th place.

The Real Tea on Moving

If you’re looking for the ultimate family paradise, the rankings suggest packing your bags for Iowa, Wisconsin, or Massachusetts. But let’s be real - who’s actually moving to Iowa? Snyder’s move is part of a larger trend, with nearly 70,000 Californians making the trek to Tennessee between 2021 and 2023.

Business and Vibes

Beyond family dynamics, Tennessee looks pretty attractive for business. While California ranked 30th in business-friendliness, Tennessee snagged the 4th spot. It’s like California is that high-maintenance partner everyone loves but nobody wants to commit to long-term.

At the end of the day, Snyder’s move is just another chapter in the ongoing saga of California’s love-hate relationship with, well, itself. Maybe she’ll bring some In-N-Out magic to the South - or maybe she’ll just miss those perfect California sunsets.