Get ready for a traffic nightmare that’ll make even the most seasoned San Francisco locals want to rage quit the city.

This Wednesday night, pop icon Kylie Minogue is descending upon Chase Center while the Giants are simultaneously battling the Milwaukee Brewers at Oracle Park - and the transportation chaos is about to get real.

A Night of Epic Proportions

Imagine thousands of baseball fans and Kylie stans converging on the same neighborhood, creating a perfect storm of rideshares, public transit madness, and pure urban pandemonium. The “Dual Event Advisory” isn’t just a warning - it’s a survival guide for navigating Mission Bay and China Basin.

Public Transit: Your Saving Grace

Unless you’re rolling in tech money with a private driver, public transportation is your best bet. The T-line trains will be packed tighter than a hipster’s vintage jeans, so plan accordingly. Pro tip: The 22-Fillmore bus might just be your ticket to avoiding total gridlock.

Ticket and Timing Breakdown

Kylie’s doors open at 6:30 pm, while the Giants kick off at 6:45 pm. Ticket prices for Kylie start at $64, which is basically a week’s worth of artisanal coffee in San Francisco. Parking? Forget about it. You’ll be shelling out $60-$75, and that’s if you’re lucky enough to find a spot.

Bottom line: San Francisco is about to turn into a chaotic playground of music and baseball, and we’re here for the wild ride.