Royal Twerking: Meghan Markle's Labor Dance Party Breaks the Internet

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Pregnancy is wild, y’all. And nobody knows that better than Meghan Markle, who just dropped a viral Instagram video of herself twerking in a hospital room to induce labor. 🤰💃
The Birth Dance Challenge
Imagine being a week overdue and deciding that the solution is to bust out some serious dance moves. That’s exactly what the Duchess of Sussex did, grinding and gyrating to a Starrkeisha track with Prince Harry as her hype man. When spicy food and acupuncture fail, apparently twerking is the next logical step.
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Naturally, the internet lost its collective mind. Her fans were here for it, while her critics went into overdrive. Some royal watchers even claimed the video was a strategic move to shut down bizarre conspiracy theories about her pregnancies. Is it a publicity stunt? A dance of defiance? Or just a pregnant person trying literally anything to go into labor?
The Paltrow Playbook
Meghan might be taking notes from her Montecito neighbor Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial content strategy. Generate buzz, spark debate, and watch the views roll in. Whether she’s selling strawberry jam or just living her best life, Meghan knows how to keep people talking.
One thing’s for sure: this is definitely not your grandmother’s royal protocol. Twerk on, Meghan! 👑🕺
AUTHOR: pw
SOURCE: The Mercury News