We’ve seen some wild living situations in San Francisco, but this latest Craigslist listing is pushing the boundaries of what can legally be called a “living space”.

Imagine a 120-square-foot room where your toilet, shower, and bed are so close you could literally roll out of bed onto the porcelain throne. This isn’t a nightmare - it’s a real rental in Lower Pacific Heights that’s asking $1,500 per month.

A Bathroom or a Bedroom? Why Not Both!

The listing boasts “no sharing” - which apparently means you won’t have to share your toilet with anyone else. A loft platform provides just enough space for a twin mattress, strategically positioned so you can basically backflip out of bed directly onto the toilet. Talk about efficiency!

The “Amenities”

Included in this luxurious package are utilities and access to a backyard with some questionable-looking patio chairs. Oh, and a mysterious shed with a sliding glass door that might (or might not) be another potential living space. Spoiler alert: there’s no mention of kitchen access, so hope you enjoy cold meals!

The Real San Francisco Experience

This listing perfectly captures the essence of San Francisco’s housing market: creative, overpriced, and slightly absurd. It’s a testament to the city’s ongoing housing crisis where landlords will literally turn any available space into a potential rental.

At $1,500 a month, you’re not just renting a room - you’re buying into a lifestyle of pure, unadulterated urban survival. Welcome to San Francisco, where your bathroom is your bedroom, and your rent is your biggest monthly adventure!