Just when you thought American political theater couldn’t get more bizarre, former President Donald Trump has entered the chat with a spectacularly audacious plan for the nation’s 250th birthday celebration.

A Presidential Fight Night Like No Other

Imagine the White House lawn transforming into an epic UFC arena, complete with 20,000 rowdy spectators, all in the name of patriotism. Trump, a known UFC enthusiast and close buddy of Dana White, wants to commemorate America’s semiquincentennial with a full-contact mixed martial arts showdown right in the heart of Washington, D.C.

More Than Just Punches and Patriotism

This isn’t just about one fight. Trump’s vision includes a nationwide celebration featuring events at national parks, battlefields, and historic sites. It’s like a patriotic party tour, with the White House UFC event as the main event. The Republican heavyweight is positioning this as more than just a fight – it’s a statement about American strength, resilience, and apparently, our love for brutal combat sports.

The Political Performance Art Continues

While the White House press team seems cautiously bemused, Trump appears “dead serious” about this plan. Whether this becomes reality or just another headline-grabbing moment remains to be seen. One thing’s certain: American independence celebrations just got a whole lot more interesting – and potentially bruising.