Fall has officially descended upon the Bay Area, and you know what that means – Trader Joe’s is going absolutely wild with pumpkin everything. Our intrepid team of taste testers braved the autumnal onslaught, sampling everything from biscotti to cold brew, and let me tell you, it was a rollercoaster of flavor.

The clear winners emerged quickly. The Pumpkin Brioche Twist practically made our taste buds do a happy dance, with its subtle spiced swirl and impossibly soft texture. Even our resident pumpkin-hater had to admit this bread was legit. Pro tip: Toast it, slather with butter, and thank us later.

The Good, The Bad, and The Gourd-geous

Not everything was a home run. The Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s cookies tasted like a candle had an unfortunate accident, and the Pumpkin Spice Cold Brew? Let’s just say even a caffeine junkie wouldn’t touch this disaster. Some products felt like they were trying way too hard to jump on the pumpkin spice bandwagon.

Unexpected Delights

Surprisingly, the Fall Harvest Salsa was a total game-changer. Imagine watching the Niners crush it while secretly consuming vegetables – peak Bay Area living. The Pumpkin Mini Sheet Cake also deserves a standing ovation, with its cream cheese frosting that’s so rich it should come with a warning label.

The Verdict

Trader Joe’s continues to be the undisputed champion of seasonal snacks, proving that pumpkin spice isn’t just a flavor – it’s a lifestyle. Some hits, some misses, but always an adventure. Stay spicy, San Francisco.