Buckle up, Bay Area fam, because the world of ultra-wealthy real estate is about to blow your mind. 🤯

When Old Money Meets New Market

In a jaw-dropping real estate transaction that’ll make your student loan-burdened heart weep, a mega-mansion on Billionaire’s Row just changed hands for a cool $26.5 million. The property at 2990 Broadway - owned by the Jewett family, heirs to a logging fortune - sat on the market for nine months before finding its next obscenely rich owner.

More Than Just Another Fancy House

This isn’t just any mansion. We’re talking about a four-bedroom, 10-bathroom behemoth that screams “generational wealth” from every marble surface. With a seven-car garage, an in-home spa, and a balcony overlooking the Bay that’s probably larger than most San Francisco studio apartments, this place is the definition of extra.

The Price of Privilege

Originally listed at $38 million (because of course it was), the price dropped to $32 million - a “bargain” that’s still more money than most of us will see in several lifetimes. It’s the second most expensive property sold this year, proving that in San Francisco, the real estate game is always wild.

Remember, while billionaires are trading multi-million dollar properties like Monopoly pieces, the rest of us are just trying to afford our next avocado toast. Stay salty, San Francisco! 💸