California’s lawmakers have been playing financial musical chairs, and honey, the music just stopped on some seriously questionable spending.

In a budget year that’s tighter than skinny jeans, our beloved state legislators somehow found $415 million for local pet projects that scream “re-election strategy” louder than a tech bro at a startup pitch.

The Pork Barrel Bonanza

Despite facing a $12 billion deficit, these political maestros managed to slip in earmarks for everything from LGBTQ+ venues in San Francisco to private day schools and even a farm animal rescue. Because apparently, that’s totally what struggling Californians need right now.

Follow the Money Trail

Some highlights of this fiscal circus include $5 million for an LGBTQ+ venue, $2.5 million for a private school, and $250,000 for a farm animal rescue. Meanwhile, state worker positions remain unfilled and healthcare benefits are being suspended. Classic California move, right?

The Political Hustle

Lawmakers like Mike McGuire and Scott Wiener are essentially using these earmarks as their personal re-election brochures, directing funds to projects that make them look good in their districts. It’s like political Instagram, but with taxpayer money.

Kristen Cox from a local food bank said it best: these politicians are more interested in making cities look “gentrified and pretty” instead of helping those who actually need support. Mic drop.