In a plot twist that sounds like a Black Mirror episode meets Bay Area tech drama, a Novato Tesla Cybertruck became the latest victim of what appears to be an escalating vehicular vendetta.

Early Saturday morning, a mysterious figure dressed in all black - because of course they were - decided to transform a pristine Cybertruck into modern art using a concrete rock and pure, unbridled rage. Surveillance footage captured the suspect meticulously slashing all four tires and repeatedly smashing the windshield, leaving behind a calling card of yellow duct tape with a handwritten note. Talk about passive-aggressive tech territory drama.

A Pattern of Tesla Takedowns

This isn’t an isolated incident. Another Cybertruck was vandalized just a week prior in a local shopping center, suggesting this might be more than just a random act of automotive aggression. The Novato Police Department is taking this seriously, requesting residents in nearby neighborhoods to review their security cameras for any suspicious activity.

The Political Subplot

Interestingly, this vandalism coincides with growing tensions around the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), led by none other than tech provocateur Elon Musk. The department’s job cuts and spending reductions have apparently struck a nerve, transforming some disgruntled citizens into vigilante windshield warriors.

Community Detective Work

Local law enforcement is crowdsourcing their investigation, asking anyone with information to contact them. Pro tip: if you recognize the concrete-wielding, hoodie-wearing assailant, now’s your chance to be a local hero - or at least help solve this bizarre Bay Area mystery.