Tech titans are throwing hands again, and this time it’s personal. Elon Musk and Donald Trump, once the bromance that defined Silicon Valley’s political landscape, have officially unfriended each other in the most dramatic fashion possible.

After six months of budget slashing and federal department gutting, Musk decided to take his political tantrum to social media. The catalyst? A congressional spending bill that Musk dramatically called a “disgusting abomination” adding trillions to the national debt. Trump, never one to back down from a Twitter (sorry, X) fight, threatened to cut Musk’s government contracts.

The Silicon Valley Soap Opera

But wait, it gets spicier. Musk didn’t just stop at budget criticism - he accused Trump of being connected to the Jeffrey Epstein files, effectively nuking their once-cozy relationship. This isn’t just a political disagreement; it’s a full-blown tech industry breakup that’s leaving everyone picking sides.

Who’s Team Musk? Who’s Team Trump?

Silicon Valley power players are splitting faster than a startup’s equity. Jason Calacanis remains ride-or-die for Musk, while Bill Ackman is desperately trying to play peacemaker. Paul Graham and Shaun Maguire seem to be cautiously leaning towards Musk, while others like Joe Lonsdale are hedging their bets.

The Real Power Move

Musk dropped the ultimate mic-drop, warning Trump that while he’s got 3.5 years left as president, Musk will be around for 40+ years. Talk about playing the long game. This isn’t just a feud; it’s a generational power flex that’s reshaping the tech-political landscape.

One thing’s certain: in the world of tech billionaires, today’s ally is tomorrow’s enemy - and we’re here for every messy, dramatic moment.