Political drama has officially reached peak absurdity with Trump’s latest surgeon general nominee, Casey Means, causing a full-blown conservative chaos fest.

In a twist that would make even the most seasoned political watchers do a double-take, Means - a wellness influencer with questionable medical credentials - has managed to tick off virtually everyone in the far-right ecosystem. Despite being hand-picked by RFK Jr. and endorsed by Trump, she’s somehow not extreme enough for hardcore anti-vaxxers.

The Credential Controversy

Let’s break down why Means is raising eyebrows: she’s not currently licensed as a doctor, never finished her surgical residency, and has some seriously spicy takes on health that make mainstream medical professionals cringe. Her views range from questioning childhood vaccines to believing you can commune with a higher power through your body’s “radio receiver” vibes.

The Anti-Vaccine Drama

The anti-vaccine crowd is particularly salty, with prominent activists like Mike Adams calling her an “establishment pick” and questioning her commitment to their cause. Even Nicole Shanahan, a Kennedy supporter, is crying foul about potential backroom deals.

The Trump Factor

In peak Trump fashion, he admitted he doesn’t even know Means personally, basically shrugging and saying he’s just following RFK Jr’.s recommendation. Classic political theater at its finest, folks.

While the nomination continues to generate more drama than a reality TV show, one thing’s certain: Casey Means has successfully turned the healthcare nomination process into prime entertainment.