Baseball fans, gather 'round for a tale of pure sports misery that’ll make you cringe and laugh simultaneously. Justin Verlander, the legendary pitcher who’s usually synonymous with winning, is currently experiencing a career nightmare with the San Francisco Giants.

In a bizarre twist of sporting fate, Verlander has pitched 12 starts and zero wins. Let that sink in. A future Hall of Famer is stuck in what can only be described as a baseball twilight zone.

The Struggle Is Real

The Giants’ offense is about as helpful as a chocolate teapot during Verlander’s starts. In his first 11 starts, the team managed a pathetic 22 runs over 56 ⅔ innings. Talk about offensive impotence.

Not Just Bad Luck

Verlander, ever the professional, isn’t throwing his teammates under the bus. “It’s on me,” he says. But let’s be real - when you’re surrendering just three runs over five innings and still can’t secure a win, something’s seriously wrong.

A Glimmer of Hope

Despite the epic struggle, Verlander remains optimistic. With a newborn son and an unwavering belief in his abilities, he’s determined to break this curse. The baseball gods are watching, and they seem to be having a good laugh.

Stay tuned, sports fans. This might just be the most entertaining non-winning streak in baseball history.