Forget diamonds; Draymond Green is the true king of petty in the Warriors’ universe. Last night at Barclays Center, with the Golden State Warriors edging out a 121-119 win over the Brooklyn Nets, Green showcased a uniquely fragrant celebration that only he could conjure.

With only minutes remaining, and the Warriors establishing a firm lead, Green decided to have a little fun. As hype “MVP” chants filled the air for Steph Curry, Green couldn’t resist giving the Nets a little olfactory kick , quite literally pinching his nose in a cheeky gesture that left fans and players in stitches. We’re living for this level of snack-sized drama, it’s like he just served them a stinky gym sock with a side of L.

But let’s not forget the other half of this dynamic duo. Curry brought his own flavor to the court, pulling out his signature “night night” celebration after burying a three-pointer, signaling fluency not just in scoring points but also in how to put the Nets to bed. You almost had to feel sorry for Brooklyn; almost.

After overcoming a cringe-worthy 22-point deficit in the first quarter, the Warriors pulled off not just a win, but a raucous celebration that had us laughing and cheering all at once. You know those moments in sports that make you reconsider your entire life? This was one of them.

Even with all the joy, the game wasn’t without suspense, especially considering the Nets clawed their way back to within two points in the dying seconds. But as any true Warriors fan would tell you, a little drama just adds to the entertainment value.

By the end, Green’s humorous antics and Curry’s precision shooting cemented that no matter what the scoreboard says, the true takeaway is that nobody, especially not the Nets, can touch the Warriors’ confidence and comic flair.

Let’s be real: nothing smells better than a win, especially when it stinks up the competition.

The Warriors carry this winning streak into their next games, fingers crossed they give us more moments that reek of awesomeness (and maybe some stink).