Baseball fans, brace yourselves for the most absurd press conference setup in recent sports history.

The Oakland Athletics have officially entered their Sacramento era with a “facility” that looks like it was impulse-purchased during a weekend Home Depot run. Imagine journalists crammed into what appears to be a glorified garden shed, sweating profusely under a canvas roof that promises to transform into a human sauna by July.

From Oakland to… Wherever This Is

After 56 years at the Oakland Coliseum, the A’s have traded their iconic stadium for what essentially looks like an oversized outhouse. Owner John Fisher’s grand relocation plan seems less “strategic move” and more “let’s see what we can cobble together from the clearance section”.

The Internet Roasts the A’s Press Setup

Social media wasted no time demolishing this architectural masterpiece. Comparisons ranged from “porta potty chic” to “Four Seasons Landscaping 2.0” - a savage reference to Rudy Giuliani’s infamous press conference. One particularly savage user quipped that they’ve seen more professional setups in military deployments.

A Summers of Suffering

If the current setup looks questionable, just wait until Sacramento’s notorious summer heat transforms this “media hub” into a literal sweatbox. Journalists might need to pack extra deodorant and possibly a portable fan to survive these press conferences.

The A’s might be refusing to call themselves the Sacramento A’s, but let’s be real - this press facility is sending some very strong “temporary” vibes. Welcome to baseball’s most budget-conscious relocation strategy, folks.