Listen up, Bay Area fam – the Golden State Valkyries just dropped into the WNBA scene like the absolute queens they are. This brand new team is already making waves, not just with their epic basketball skills, but with ticket prices that’ll make your wallet weep. 💸

Tonights debut game against the Los Angeles Sparks is officially happening at Chase Center, and trust us, it’s not your average sports event. The cheapest ticket is sitting pretty at $91, with courtside seats hitting a mind-blowing $4,865. For context? That’s more than some people’s monthly rent in SF. 🤯

Queer Community, Rise Up

The Valkyries aren’t just playing basketball – they’re cultivating a whole vibe. Their cheeky fan motto “Put your V’s Up” is basically a masterclass in queer-coded marketing that’s got the LGBTQ+ community absolutely living. And we are here for it.

Draft Drama & Strategic Moves

Behind the scenes, things get even spicier. The team has already cut two of their three draft picks, sparking wild speculation about potential strategic tanking. Are they playing 4D chess to snag top college talent next year? Maybe. Are they here to disrupt the entire WNBA ecosystem? Absolutely.

The Real Tea

Whether the Valkyries crush it on the court or not, they’ve already won by creating massive buzz. Season tickets are selling faster than artisan cold brew in the Mission, proving that Bay Area sports fans are ready for something revolutionary. Game on, Valkyries! 🏀🌈