Hold onto your craft beer and avocado toast, Bay Area sports fans – the 49ers just served up a football disaster that’ll have you questioning everything you know about hometown heroes.

In a game that can only be described as a total dumpster fire, the San Francisco 49ers spectacularly fumbled their way to a 26-21 loss against the Jacksonville Jaguars at Levi’s Stadium, leaving fans more stunned than a tech bro during a startup pitch gone wrong.

A Comedy of Errors

The Niners looked like they were playing football for the first time, giving up two interceptions, two fumbles, and even allowing a punt return touchdown that would make a high school team cringe. Backup tight end Luke Farrell’s fumble set the tone early, basically rolling out the red carpet for Jacksonville to waltz into the end zone.

The Comeback That Wasn’t

Things briefly looked promising when Christian McCaffrey pulled off a clever 10-yard shovel pass, giving 49ers fans a glimmer of hope. But faster than you can say “plant-based diet,” the Jaguars crushed that dream with an 87-yard punt return that left the defense looking like confused techies at Burning Man.

A Dramatic Finish

With just 3:35 left in the game, quarterback Brock Purdy had a chance to be the hero. Instead, former 49er Arik Armistead forced a fumble that effectively sealed the team’s fate, proving that karma might just be real after all.

To top it all off, a heated postgame confrontation between 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh and Jaguars coach Liam Coen went viral, with Saleh dropping some seriously NSFW threats that would make even a Silicon Valley startup bro blush.

So much for that undefeated streak, San Francisco.