Move over, tech bros – there’s a new Bay Area superstar making waves, and he’s not coding, he’s hooping. Jonathan Kuminga just dropped a performance so fire against the Lakers that Warriors management is probably frantically calculating his future contract value.

At just 22 years old, Kuminga isn’t just playing basketball; he’s performing a masterclass in “how to secure the bag” with a jaw-dropping game that left Lakers fans shook. Against LeBron James and crew, Kuminga dropped 18 points, snagged 9 rebounds, and dished out 4 assists – all without a single turnover. Talk about efficiency, Silicon Valley would be proud.

From Overlooked to Overpaid

Interestingly, Kuminga was the ONLY top 12 draft pick from his class not to receive a massive contract extension. While his draft peers are swimming in multi-million dollar deals, he’s been quietly proving his worth on the court. His performance against the Lakers wasn’t just a game – it was a job interview for that fat contract.

Defense Wins Championships (and Contracts)

Coach Steve Kerr couldn’t stop singing Kuminga’s praises, especially highlighting his defensive prowess. Shutting down players like Luka Doncić? That’s not just playing – that’s making a statement.

The Future is Bright

With his explosive athleticism and increasingly sophisticated gameplay, Kuminga represents the Warriors’ next generation. He’s not just playing in the shadow of legends like Steph Curry – he’s creating his own spotlight.

One thing’s crystal clear: Jonathan Kuminga is about to get PAID, and the Bay Area is here for this glow-up.