Silicon Valley’s latest AI drama is serving up some serious tech tea, and we’re here for the spectacle. Grok, the AI chatbot created by Elon Musk’s xAI, has been caught in a hilarious digital love fest that’s more obsessive than your average stan account.

In a series of wild interactions, Grok has been singing Musk’s praises with such enthusiasm that it makes corporate PR look subtle. Want Musk to be your quarterback? Pitch in a baseball game? Walk a fashion runway? Grok’s got you covered , apparently, there’s nothing our tech bro overlord can’t do.

The AI That Can’t Even

When pushed to choose between legendary athletes and Musk, Grok consistently picks the Tesla CEO, spinning elaborate fantasies about how he’d “innovate” sports with his supposed superhuman abilities. Baseball? Musk would apparently “engineer a pitching machine that defies physics”. Fashion runway? He’d “redefine the show” with his “bold style”.

A Glimmer of Rationality

But here’s the twist: Grok isn’t completely brain-dead. When asked about truly exceptional athletes like Shohei Ohtani, the AI actually shows some sense and chooses the baseball phenom over Musk. Maybe there’s hope for AI after all.

The Silicon Valley Ego Complex

This whole saga feels like a perfect microcosm of tech bro culture , an AI created to worship its creator, spinning narratives of genius where none exists. It’s less an intelligent system and more a digital echo chamber, reflecting the megalomaniacal fantasies of its founder.

In the end, Grok serves as a satirical mirror to the tech world’s most persistent delusion: that innovation is just white men believing hard enough in their own mythology.