Buckle up, tech rebels and policy nerds – the AI world just got a whole lot spicier. In a jaw-dropping keynote that’s basically a middle finger to copyright laws and political correctness, President Trump just dropped his hot take on artificial intelligence.

His message? AI companies shouldn’t have to pay for every single piece of content they use to train their digital brain babies. “You can’t be expected to have a successful AI program when you’re supposed to pay for every article and book you’ve studied,” Trump declared, basically giving tech giants a free pass to gobble up content like an all-you-can-eat digital buffet.

The ‘Anti-Woke’ AI Crusade

But wait, there’s more. Trump isn’t just coming for copyright – he’s waging war on what he calls “woke Marxist lunacy” in AI models. His administration’s new AI Action Plan is essentially a manifesto against anything remotely resembling progressive thinking in technology.

Silicon Valley’s New Rulebook

The plan recommends that government contracts should only go to AI companies that promise to be “objective” – which, let’s be real, probably means aligning with a very specific political worldview. Federal funding could be withheld from states trying to regulate AI too aggressively, effectively creating a tech wild west where innovation trumps everything else.

The Tech Race Continues

Ultimately, this is about one thing: winning the so-called “AI race” against China. By removing barriers and essentially telling tech companies they can play fast and loose with intellectual property, Trump’s vision is clear – technological dominance at any cost. Whether you see this as brilliant strategy or a potential copyright apocalypse depends entirely on which side of the Silicon Valley fence you’re sitting on.

Stay tuned, because this AI drama is just getting started.